The number of selfies these days has become despicable. Why do people have so much free time? Sometimes selfies look as if people spent hours preparing for them. This usually happens in the form of girls in lingerie thinking that they are hot. Little do they know, selfies are unattractive in general. No one should want to date a girl who is that obsessed with herself. Even the hottest girls come out looking pitiful in a selfie.
With all the selfies being taken these days, certain classes of them have formed that are the worst of the worst. The ones you find on Tinder or girls’ Instagram accounts are usually the best examples. Prepare to be enlightened. You are about to learn which 5 types of selfies are the most pointless wastes of time to ever grace this earth.
The Car Selfie
This example really can’t get any better. These selfies usually pop up on online dating profiles. The person randomly gets the inspiration to take a selfie while alone in the car. By doing this, the person looks narcissistic and foolish. Next time, take a few steps out of your car and ask a cute girl to take the picture for you. You may actually get a date in the process. With the car selfie, you have no chance.
The Bathroom Selfie
These are the best. At first glance, you say to yourself that girl looks super hot, but wait let’s dissect this situation. The girl is in a hotel room with no items in the bathroom. Do you know what that means? She is a prostitute in her client’s bathroom. She has now reduced herself to trash. This is the classic case of “Never judge a book by its cover.”
The Gym Selfie
These guys are too much; the bros who go to the gym to get pumped for a selfie. While working out, their egos grow to such epic proportions that it necessitates a break for some hardcore selfie action. It’s hard to decide which is more pathetic, the guy or the people who liked this photo?
The Extreme Close-up Selfie
No one wants to see the blackheads on your nose. It’s okay to take a photo a few feet back, we can still see your face. The kissy-noodle-spaghetti-face only adds to the strangeness. You have potential amiga, there’s no need to waste it on selfies.
The Too Much Makeup Selfie
She has managed to take the ‘Holy Grail’ of selfies that should never be taken. The last one on the list is selfies with too much makeup. These are the worst when it’s a girl who spent her Monday Night putting on makeup and lingerie only to take a selfie in the bathroom. In the above case, the girl pulled the trifecta. In the car, with too much makeup and too close-up. This girl may have had a chance at being attractive if she never took this picture.
People are definitely becoming more and more narcissistic. Selfies are the best way for them express their narcissism. The funny part is the guys are just as bad as the girls these days. It seems like everywhere you look these days, vanity is there. The hottest girls on the planet are the ones with natural beauty that have never taken a selfie in their lives.